Lesson #1782 - Time Travelers

"You aren't impressed? Hold on, I'll just go back in time and give you a better pick-up line and then you'll oh wait. Wait. Um. Hmm. . . . well, nuts."

STW PAGE-A-DAY CALENDARS: The Kickstarter launches tomorrow! Hold onto your hats and your seats! Although you probably want two hands on each to really get a firm grip, right? Hmmm. Which is more important to you, keeping your hat or not falling off your chair? Wait, unless the word 'seats' is supposed to refer to your butt? Why would you grab your butt? Wait, this is going in a direction I don't want to think about and you probably don't either. So anyway, um, yes. Look forward to tomorrow!