Lesson #1816 - Perceived Threats

According to Freakonomics, anyway. Look, the point here is that I've been around the block for a lot longer than some of you kids and I am here to tell you that without even having seen it, I can assure you that Sharknado is no Spring Break Shark Attack. I watched Spring Break Shark Attack. I knew Spring Break Shark Attack. Spring Break Shark Attack was a delight of mine. Sharknado, you are no Spring Break Shark Attack.

Anyway, watch out for those vending machines.