Lesson #2854 - Sugar

ATSB also stands for Australian Transport Safety Bureau, but I'm not sure how effective they are at mosquito control. I hope people don't accidentally confuse them, because making some aviation investigators responsible for helping prevent the spread of Zika is a hell of a lot of pressure.

I hope ATSBs are shaped like cake, you could replace your citronella candles and teach a lesson to that neighborhood kid who keeps running through your backyard (and probably likes cake)