Lesson #2937 - Poetry Extended

This comic is what happens when you find yourself muttering to yourself, 'One if by land, two if by sea, three if by space, four if by bees' and then decide to revise it into a comic.

You may not be familiar with "Paul Revere's Ride" if you're not a New Englander and were required to memorize parts of it in school back in the day - I called it "The Ballad of Paul Revere" above because that's what it feels like, a giant love letter to Paul Revere. Catchy and pieces of it stick in your head, even if there's certain some inaccuracies in there. I also remember a Garfield cartoon called "Paul Revere's Duck" but that's because my brain is full of garbage and not full of things I should remember.