Lesson #2988 - End of the World

Thus, the answer to "what happens when the Cubs win the World Series" is pretty convoluted but you are guaranteed doom of one kind or another.

That being said, it's been long joked that a Cubs World Series victory would mark the end of the world, so thankfully there's no major election any day soon. (Please vote.)

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