Lesson #486 - Psychologists

This is a sign on a device in my laboratory. I didn't put it there - I inherited the incredibly old machine from someone else. And yet this sign has entranced me for years - what would happen if I pushed any of the buttons the sign recommends I not touch if I value my life in any way? In fact, doesn't the sign make those buttons just more enticing? Am I being tricked by someone? Have I just been a lab rat these past few years for someone's nefarious test? Am I being denied my seed treats until I learn to do something right involving those buttons?

GIVE ME MY SEED TREATS